NHL (For your information, I don’t mean to offend anyone!)
Q: What do the Bruins and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until the hit the ice!
Guess what Leaf fans! Leaves die every fall!
Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
The Montreal Canadians are really fast! Almost like cheaters.
Status update: Anxious for the new season