Laina Parody!!!

I really like this talented girl. Her parodies are so funny! I’m a Taylor Swift fan, too… But this was too funny not to post. Here are the lyrics:
You write a song
We sing along
And every boy in your life just sounds wrooong
All right now pause
They all got flaws
But maybe all one hundred of them aren’t the caaaause

Everyone else in the world can see it
That maybe the problem is you-ou

Taylor now you’re a cool girl yeah don’t get me wrong
I know you pour your whole heart into every song
But how many ‘Pictures To Burn’ until you finally learn
Taylor Swiiift! Maybe you’re delusional
If you break up and you hit rock bottom
Maybe the fault’s all yours and writing songs wont solve ’em
‘Teardrops On Your Guitar’ Well, that’s a first world problem
Taylor Swiiift! Maybe your delusionaaal!
Possibly Institutional!

So go go on
Go write a song
You had a fight
Tell the world he is wrooong
He said goodbye
Deserves to die
I can’t believe that a boy would tell a liiie

Everyone else in the world can see it
That maybe the problem’s you-ou

Taylor now you’re a cool girl yeah don’t get me wrong
I know you pour your whole heart into every song
But how many ‘Pictures To Burn’ until you finally learn
Taylor Swiiift! Maybe you’re delusional
If you break up and you hit rock bottom
Maybe the fault’s all yours and writing songs wont solve ’em
‘Teardrops On Your Guitar’ Well, that’s a first world problem
Taylor Swiiift! Maybe your delusionaaal!
Possibly Institutional!

Na na na na na na na na na na…
Na na na na na na na na na na…
Na na na na na na na na na na…

Taylor now you’re a cool girl yeah don’t get me wrong
I know you pour your whole heart into every song
But how many ‘Pictures To Burn’ until you finally learn
Taylor Swiiift! Maybe you’re delusional
If you break up and you hit rock bottom
Maybe the fault’s all yours and writing songs wont solve ’em
‘Teardrops On Your Guitar’ Well, that’s a first world problem
Taylor Swiiift! Maybe your delusionaaal!
Maybe your delusionaaal!
Possibly Institutional!

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Happy Belated Birthday!!! Again…

I forgot to post this on the actual birthday…. Again… I’m sorry… Anyways, I would like to say happy birthday to my best friend Griffen! He was mentioned in Shout Out #1 and Shout Out #1/2. Here’s a link to the posts:

https://bloggingwithjoy.wordpress.com/2013/02/27/shout-out-1/

https://bloggingwithjoy.wordpress.com/2013/03/01/shout-out-12/

For his birthday present, I’ll advertise one of his videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdHoL0IAhio

Your Welcome. LOL. Happy Birthday Gip.

iOS GAMES!!!

I got my iPhone 4 a couple months ago. I started playing Subway Surfer, Jetpack Joyride, Temple Run, and Tap Tap Revenge. I was tired of playing same old games over and over again. Bored, I asked my friends Nation and Elena what they play. They told me to try out Tiny Tower and Pocket Planes by Nimblebit. So I did. Right now I could say that I’m doing pretty well with these 2 games. In Tiny Tower, I have 109 floors, 205 “Bitizens”, 193 dream jobs, the fastest elevator, about 2 000 000 coins, and about 500 bux. In Pocket Planes, I’m Level 12, I have 11 planes, about 100 000 coins, about 50 bux, and 25 airports. Having these accomplishments, there’s not that many things to do anymore. Tiny Tower-rent, collect, stock, build, rent, collect, stock, build, rent, collect stock….zzzz…..zzzz….zzzz…. Pocket Planes-board, fly, wait, board, fly, wait, board, fly, build an airport, wait, board, fly, build a plane, wait….zzzz….zzzz….zzzz…. Then I turn to Nation and Elena again and ask them, “THIS IS WHAT YOU DO ALL THE TIME?!? DO YOU EVER GET BORED?!?” Then they told me that they stopped playing it. A month ago!!! I didn’t ask them for any other games. It turns out that everyone plays those same games. Not anymore. I wonder what they play now…

 

Anyways, I started playing my Mom’s games. Or should I say game…She plays Bejeweled. At one point she got really hooked on it. Sometimes she zones out! After a while, she finally cut her playing time down. I started playing it, too. It was an OK game…. Moving on, I started looking on the app store myself!!! I was debating on what I should type in. I thought of what I love and came across “My Favourite Things” post. Volleyball…Uh…I don’t think you can play a good game of volleyball on your iPhone…Music. Perfect! I looked it up. I found this company called SMULE! I downloaded SMULE The Magic Piano, SMULE Sing Karaoke, SMULE Auto Rap, SMULE The Magic Guitar, SMULE The Magic Trumpet, and Cinebeat by SMULE! In the Magic Piano, you have to tap the glowing lights when they come to a specific place at the bottom of your screen. In Sing Karaoke, you get to sing karaoke solo, duet or even a group! In Auto Rap, all you had to do is say a phrase and it will turn into a rap. The Magic Guitar and The Magic Trumpet are the same as The Magic Piano but you’re just holding it a different way. Finally in Cinebeat, you make a 15 second music video. I deleted Auto Rap, The Magic Guitar, The Magic Trumpet, and Cinebeat. They were BORING. Well, to me. I still play these games but it was getting old. I looked up in the app store Restaurant and Cooking. I downloaded Street Food Tycoon,  Order Up, Cafe Once Upon A Time, Bakery Story, and Papa’s Burgeria. My favourite games out of the Restaurant and Cooking category are Cafe Once Upon A Time and Papa’s Burgeria.

 

Since my sister’s games automatically transfer to mine, I decided to try them out. These games included Talking Tom, Talking Ben, Talking Angela, Talking Ginger, Toca Birthday Party, Toca Store, Toca Kitchen, Toca Hair Salon, Toca Hair Salon 2, Pepi Bath, Cut the Rope, Disney Boutique, Fix-It Felix, Mega Run, Fireball, Oz Run, Sally’s Salon, Sally’s Studio, Angry Birds, and The Croods. These games are actually OK. It was too repetitive and I was too old for them.

 

I gave up on games. I’m not playing much on my iPhone anymore. I’m only on YouTube, Safari, and Music. I have better things to do then stock floors, or pretend to cook food, or fly mini planes. My parents always said to me before I had an iPhone:

So your friends are 10 years old. They have an iPhone, an iPod, an iPad, a PS3, Facebook, a YouTube account, a laptop, and a blackberry… GO PLAY OUTSIDE!

 

 

 

Shout Out #4

This shout out goes to my 2 friends Naomi and Eliza.They recently started their own blog last month. Its called channelfashionmakeupfanpage.wordpress.com its a really long name but they are really fun! Their blog is a fan page for their instagram, channel fashion makeup! Please go check them out. They are all about fashion, makeup, and girl tips! SO PLEASE IF YOU WANT MAKEUP TIPS, THERE’S MAKEUP MONDAY! TUTORIALS? TUTORIAL TUESDAY! AND NEW FASHION? FASHION FRIDAYS! Learn from the two tween pros!

MY APOLOGIES!!!

I really need to apologize because I have neglected to post…:( I have been fairly busy and because I was busy, that lead to laziness. Here are somethings I did over the past couple of weeks.

1. My basketball team. If you read my posts from a while ago, I’m on my schools basketball team! The best part is that I’m point guard!!! I was so happy and I still am happy. When it was our very first day of practice, it was after March break so I was still lazy, weak, and tired. When we got in, our coaches told us to run around the gym. Usually in P.E, we only run 3 laps. I finished 3 laps. Sprinting. After, my coaches asked how many laps I did. I said 3. They were shocked and told me to do 7 more. They weren’t the only ones that were shocked…I was already out of breath because I ran full speed on my other 3 laps! I managed to finish my total of 10 laps. After our laps, we had to do lunges back-and-forth. It may seem easy to you but actually try to do it! Your knee has to be skimming the ground and then you have to twist your back left to right. The total we have to do is about 70 of them. Nice and slowly. After lunges, we run with high knees. After high knees come butt-kicks. My legs killed from March break snoozing to full speed running. We got to calm down doing stretches. I was ready to actually play some basketball!!! Right when I was about to go grab a ball they yell STAIRS!!! We walk out of the gym. I saw some stairs! We walked up them. I said WOW that was really easy! They said that wasn’t it. We got to the stairwell. There was about 20 stairs. They said 10. 10 what? 10 laps full speed! We weren’t allowed to stop, slow down, or miss a single step. Think of it, 10 laps around the gym, lunges, 200 steps of stairs without stopping. All of this right after March Break. My legs still kill. We did this every day increasing a lap for stairs and laps. This was just the warm-up the drills were even harder. Suicides, shuffles, and A LOT of running back and forth. We won our last game and have another one coming up! Wish us luck!

2. Another thing I did was play a lot of apps/games. I’m really addicted to Tiny Tower, Karaoke, Candy Crush, Subway Surfers, and Minecraft. In Tiny Tower, Elena and I are having a competition which is who has the most floors. I don’t know when it’s going to end though… Right now I have about 130 floors while Elena has 135 floors. Even though I’m losing I’m still #2 of all my friends. I started to sing Karaoke more. In this game, you get to pick a song and sing it either in a duet, group, or solo. I prefer duet because it sounds the best. You sing with other people and if you like the performance you save it and anyone can hear it!

3. We just moved! My family and I are so exhausted from packing and unpacking all of our belongings! We have plenty of stuff and our new house is filled with boxes! I have my own room now and I get to arrange it the way I want!!! I’m going to paint some abstract art to hang up, I’m going to get a bean bag chair, I’m going to have my instruments in my own room and I’m going to love it.  Now I’m closer to the school I have to go on a new bus. I asked my secretary for the new bus information. She told me that I’m so close to the school, that I’m not even qualified for a bus! I guess I’m walking… Also, since we moved, my sister will be going to the same school as me starting in September.

4. I’m caught up in my music! I’ve learned a lot of songs on guitar and piano. These songs include Payphone, Daylight, Girl On Fire, Past Lives, E.T., Before He Cheats, Behind These Hazel Eyes, My Happy Ending, Part Of Me, Someone Like You, Skyfall, When I Was Your Man, and lots more. Right now I’m perfecting When I Was Your Man and Past Lives on piano and E.T on guitar. I’m also trying to think of ideas for a new original. I started really songwriting in January. I’ve written 3 songs so far. Their names are Solid Revenge, Lost, and Why? They’re pretty good say Nation and Elena. They keep me motivated on writing new songs. I look up to them…Because they are really taller than me. And in the other way, too.

5.Last but not least, SLEEP.I’ve been doing a lot of that…

Thank you for reading my blog. I hope you forgive me for not posting in forever. I’ll do my best to post daily:)